Testing

Testing is the infinite process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous.

Problem with doing nothing

Problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're done.

Pleasure in doing nothing

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Software Engineers

Software Engineers are tools for converting caffeine & smoke into code!

Sincere Vs. Serious

In life, be sincere not serious.

Advise to programmers

Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath who knows where you live...

Theory Vs. Practice

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.