Software Engineers

Software Engineers are tools for converting caffeine & smoke into code!

Sincere Vs. Serious

In life, be sincere not serious.

Advise to programmers

Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath who knows where you live...

Theory Vs. Practice

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

Technology managers

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

Upward compatibility

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.

Keep moving...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.