Progress

All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.

Cheers

Cheers to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and an honest one, A cold beer and another one and another one and anohter one....

Relativity

Put your hand on a stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Thats relativity!

Cigarette

Cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker!

First Vs. Second

First is first and second is nowhere.

An object in possession...

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit!

Facts & theory

If the facts don't fit the theory; change the facts :)