If at first you don't succeed...

... call it version 1.0

It takes efforts...

... to be effortless!

Only a biker knows...

why does a dog stick its head out of a moving car!

Society needs both optimists as well as pessimists!

Optimists invent airplanes, pessimists invent parachutes!!

Why waste time learning...

... when ignorance is instantaneous!

99% of our friends...

99% of our friends don’t like us for us…they like us for how we make them feel. The rest 1% are the ones we should never lose.

Women Vs. Men

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember :D

An Ounce of Practice is more valuable than...

...  a Pound of preaching!!!

The problem with rat race....

... is that, even if you win; you would still be a RAT!

Everyone has to run!

Poor man runs for his daily bread!
Rich man runs to digest his daily bread!!

Too many people miss the silver lining...

... because they're expecting gold :)

The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is...

...dignity :)

There are three sides to any argument

- Your side, my side and the right side.

The world is...

... a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think!

Only a fool...

....tests the depth of the water with both feet.

Tobacco companies...

... kill their best customers :D

Negotiation is...

... not a contest nor a game! It works best when both the parties win!

Not too bad...

...is often good enough :)

Just because nobody complains

... doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect!

Life...

Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans!

What we are!

Your conscious mind is what you do, Your sub-conscious mind is what you are, Your super-conscious mind is the Soul, Spirit, or God element.

War

All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

Middle Age

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle :)

Learning - different perspects

Learning makes a good man better and ill man worse

Open your mind...

... before you open your mouth!

Free Advice

Free advice is the kind that costs you nothing untless you act upon it.

Healthy lifestyle

I know a Man who gave up Smokin / Drinkin / Sex and Rich Food, He was Healthy right upto the time he killed himself

Argument

An argument is always about what has been made more important than the relationship.

Blowing out another's candle

Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter!

What you were, are & will be

Nobody is interested in what you were. Everybody knows what you are and predict what you will be… So, forget the past, Live in the present and think for the future.

Success

Success is when your signature starts getting referred as Autograph!

Light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound; that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

Kids

Kids drive you crazy, its their job and they do it excellently!

Value

Value has a value only if its value is valued!

Correction Vs. Encouragement

Correction does much, but encouragement does more!

It's not the size of the dog in the fight...

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog!

Get Noticed

If you don't put yourself in a position to be noticed, you won't be!

You don't have to be great to get started

You don't have to be great to get started, but you've to get started to be great.

If nobody cares about you

If you feel nobody cares about you, try skipping paying your credit card bill.

Secret to understanding something

If you want to truly understanding something, try to change it.

Pain Vs. Pride

Pain is temporary, Pride is FOREVER!

Key to happiness

Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket.

How do you double the value of a car?

Fill the tank :)

True Democracy

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries & necessities are selling at the same price!

Health Vs. Wealth

When we are young, we are willing to sacrifice all of our health for wealth; and yet when we get old, we would sacrifice all of our wealth for health.

The only failure

The only failure in life is the failure to try!

Failure - Success

Nothing fails like success.

Price of discipline

The price of discipline is always less than the price of regret.

Excellence & success

Strive for excellence, sooner or later success will bite you.

Good things

Good things, when short, are twice as good.

Be heard Vs. taken seriously

The right to be heard does not automatically inlcude the right to be taken seriously.

Its all about opting

We choose our sorrows and joys long before we experience them!

Minds

Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people!