Software Engineers

Software Engineers are tools for converting caffeine & smoke into code!

Sincere Vs. Serious

In life, be sincere not serious.

Advise to programmers

Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath who knows where you live...

Theory Vs. Practice

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

Technology managers

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

Upward compatibility

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.

Keep moving...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Stupid Vs. Intelligent

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Judgement & Experience

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Useless efficiency

There is nothing as useless as doing something efficiently that should not be done at all.

Ladder of success

Before you begin scrambling up the ladder of success, make sure that it is leaning against the right building.

If one can do it...

Ideal version:
" If one can do it, You too can do it.
If None can do it, You must do it."

Actual Version:
"If one can do it, Let him do it.
If none can do it, Leave it."