Handle problems like a dog

Handle every stressful situtaion like a dog. If you cant eat it bite it; piss on it and walk away.

Coding Vs. walking on water

Walking on water and coding as per specifications is easy, as long as both are frozen.

There is no present

There is no present. There is only the immediate future & recent past!

Postponement risks

Often greater risks are involved in postponement than making a wrong decision!

Progress

All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.

Cheers

Cheers to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and an honest one, A cold beer and another one and another one and anohter one....

Relativity

Put your hand on a stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Thats relativity!

Cigarette

Cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker!

First Vs. Second

First is first and second is nowhere.

An object in possession...

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit!