Testing

Testing is the infinite process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous.

Problem with doing nothing

Problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you're done.

Pleasure in doing nothing

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; The fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Software Engineers

Software Engineers are tools for converting caffeine & smoke into code!

Sincere Vs. Serious

In life, be sincere not serious.

Advise to programmers

Always program as if the person who will be maintaining your program is a violent psychopath who knows where you live...

Theory Vs. Practice

Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

Technology managers

Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage. Those who manage what they do not understand.

Upward compatibility

I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means. It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.

Keep moving...

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Stupid Vs. Intelligent

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

Judgement & Experience

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.

Useless efficiency

There is nothing as useless as doing something efficiently that should not be done at all.

Ladder of success

Before you begin scrambling up the ladder of success, make sure that it is leaning against the right building.

If one can do it...

Ideal version:
" If one can do it, You too can do it.
If None can do it, You must do it."

Actual Version:
"If one can do it, Let him do it.
If none can do it, Leave it."

Appreciating your parents

You can fully appreciate your paretns only after having a kid!

Get rich quickly scheme

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich quickly, but no one ever gets rich quickly!

Engineer's Life

You can be a Doctor and save lives… You can be a Lawyer and defend lives… You can be a Soldier and protect lives… But why to play with other's lives??? So I simply became an engineer to screw up my own life :)

Irony

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way.

Where there is a will...

Where there is a will, there is a way!
Where there is MONEY, there are many ways!!!

Handle problems like a dog

Handle every stressful situtaion like a dog. If you cant eat it bite it; piss on it and walk away.

Coding Vs. walking on water

Walking on water and coding as per specifications is easy, as long as both are frozen.

There is no present

There is no present. There is only the immediate future & recent past!

Postponement risks

Often greater risks are involved in postponement than making a wrong decision!

Progress

All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.

Cheers

Cheers to a long life and a merry one, A quick death and an easy one, A pretty girl and an honest one, A cold beer and another one and another one and anohter one....

Relativity

Put your hand on a stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Thats relativity!

Cigarette

Cigarette does the smoking, you're just the sucker!

First Vs. Second

First is first and second is nowhere.

An object in possession...

An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit!

Facts & theory

If the facts don't fit the theory; change the facts :)

Crisis

A crisis is when you can't say "Let us just forget the whole thing"!

Conclusion

Conclusion is a point where you get tired of thinking!

Troubleshooting

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.