What you can learn from a clock?

It passes time by keeping its hands busy!

There is...

... too much blood in my alcohol system!!!

You're getting old when...

you start enjoying remembering things more than doing them!

History!

History never looks like history when you're living through it.

Dream Vs. Goal

A dream is just a dream. A goal is a dream with a plan and a deadline!

There is never a wrong time...

... to do the right thing!

Why is Taj Mahal one of 7 wonders?

...because it was built without any home loan :D

Help a man...

Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember to contact you when he is in trouble again :)

Play Safe!

Don't hunt what you can't kill :)

Learning & Teaching

When one teaches.... two learn!

Perception...

Instead of saying "Oh God! I've a big problem", say "Hey Problem, I've a BIG GOD!!!"

Help & get Helped!

Help folks from earth & you will get help from folks from heaven!